Am sorry guys, but the 2nd part of the last post has to wait,i dont want to drop half baked gist,i want to give you the full gist.I was fixing MR B's room when i came across my sketch book,i was still admiring my sketches when i turned to the back of my sketch book and i saw that i wrote something on it, and guess who wrote it, wasn't me ooo, t'was MADAME.This is it oooo word for word, the one's highlighted are my thoughts on it now as me:
Confess ur sins ( I DNT KNOW WHICH SINS I COMMITTED DAT MADAME WANTS ME TO CONFESS O)
Hope to be a good child (AT LEAST SHE ADMITS SHE IS BAD, MSSCHEW)
Never do things that would get your partner angry (I GUESS DATS ME TALKING, LOL)
Try to fast, it helps ( YEAH RIGHT SO I BECOME LIKE IGBALE(BROOM),FOOLISH MADAME)
Meet new friends and people, it would help you a lot (NOW UR TALKING, MY BLOGSVILLE PEEPS ARE MY NEW FOUND FRIENDS)
Do not disintegrate(which kai oyibo i use sef) yourself from the outside world because your boyfriend says so ( UHM,TRUE TALK)
Be your own person ( OKAY)
Speak your mind (OKAY, GUESS DATS WHY I GOT MY OWN BLOG)
Satisfy yourself before you satisfy anyone ( AHH, DAT ONE GO HARD O)
Do not be contolled by anyone (MADAME, WHAT DO U MEAN)
If you help others, help them not because they are in need but because you want the mercy and favour of God (TRUE TALK)
Don't let anyone fuck with your head (YES BOSS)
Respect no body apart from God, ur family, ur husband, any other person, fuck them! (NA W OO, WHAT OF BOYFRIEND NOW)
They fuck you up,you fuck them up double (YESSS)
They hurt you,you kill them ( EASY MADAME, NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL)
They make you cry for 10mins, make them cry for a week, BUT , they make you cry for more than a day, make them cry for a lifetime (NAWA OOO)
They hate you, fuck them, they ain't the first to be hating (I SUPPORT THIS ONE)
U fall,get up fast before the enemies laugh at you ( 100% SUPPORT)
Nobody and i mean nobody is worth your tears (NA U SABI O MADAME)
Treat them as they come,with respect to who brings it, like shit to who is stupid.in fact fuck anyone who fucks with ya (THIS WAS THE FINAL ONE.)
Peace,
( i actually signed my name at the end)
I actually laughed when i saw it,i guess i had a big fight or misunderstanding with MR B wen i wrote this........na wa for me sef, i tire for MADAME.
OMG, i remember talking bou my other me and how she's bad and all,but something crazy happened 2night.Okay,let me start from the main gist,(I CHECK MR B.'S PHONE ALL THE TIME,AND THE PHONE IS ALWAYS LOCKED WITH A PASSWORD BUT I ALWAYS FIND MY WAY INTO THE PHONE.)
There is this babe who has been chatting with him or should i say he has been disturbing her but MR B is a player,a big time player (I KNOW, I SHOULDN'T BE WITH HIM BUT I LIKE BAD BOYS, I CAN'T HELP IT, I BELIVE THAT IF OTHER GIRLS CAN'T HANDLE THEM,I CAN DO IT AND TRUST ME I TAME THEM WELL ALTHOUGH I CAN'T CHANGE THEM,I BECOME THE NO1 BABE).
2 days ago,i saw on his phone him invting the babe to dinner and the girl sent a msg to cancel the dinner,my MR B. sent a message dat if he doesn't see her, he is not going to eat (SEE THIS GUY,DOING ROMEO AND JULIET). D babe replied she was going to come (FOOLISH GIRL), i saw that and to let peace reign i didn't talk, LET THEM NOT SAY GWYNNE HAS STARTED.
To cut the long story short,she called 2night while MR B. was sleeping and i picked (ABEG I WANTED TO HEAR HER VOICE SO I WOULD KNOW WHETHER TO CUT HER SHORT QUICKLY OR LET HER FOOL HERSELF A LITTLE BIT MORE BEFORE I INTERVENE), i picked and she said ''hello'' i replied ''hey who is this?''......... dts wen MR B. woke up and if u see d way he snatched the phone from my hand,i thought he was going to slap me o,see me see wahala,my guy switched off the phone sharply.
I had to ask who dat was (MIND YOU,THERE WAS A CALLER I.D AND MOREOVE I HAD HER FULL INFO, I SHOULD BE RECRUITED FOR THE CIA,WHEN I WANT INFO,I GET IT AND I DON'T CARE HOW I DO IT,I CAN PLAY DIRTY ATIMES), my guy said, ''she's a friend and why did u pick my phone?''.Me,i didn't answer o.i just turned and faced the other side. MR B. after dat didn't respect himself,he wanted to start touching me,normally i would let him touch and we would make love and forget bou it.
But the MADAME dat was chiling inside(MY OTHER ME) came out,i shouted at MR B. to leave me alone.i got up fom the bed and went into the bathroom,dats when MADAME showed me i can enjoy myself without having to wait for any man (ME DAT I WANTED TO STAY OFF SEX TILL I GET MARRIED BEFORE.OPPORTUNITY CAME FOR ME TO ACHIEVE IT)........................
Okay now am relaxed and better,God, its been hell 4 me.i had a fight with MR B, okay i know its not d first fight but i was just sick of the pattern.Dats another gist for another day.After d fight, i just got thinking how my life would have been if my other me was me instead of me now(u get).
Okay let me pull u thru,since i was little, have had this other me inside of me,but because of the kind of sociey we are in were u are supposed to be the good girl,the faithful one to ur boyfriend/husband,respect your parents,dont drink,dont smoke,go to church,get married,have kids and train your kids the same way too............but fuck that,the me everyone sees is the good girl,the faithful lover(AM A GUD GIRL,TOO GOOD ATIMES, HAVE BEEN TOLD),i am not a heavy drinker(GOT DRUNK TWICE THOUGH,ANOTHER GIST FOR ANOTHER DAY), i dont smoke,dont party(NOT OUT OF MY OWN FREE WILL THOUGH,SO NOW AM USED TO NOT GOING OUT), i dont do no wrong to people who know me.
But, there's another side nobody knew bou,not done anything bad though,but the other me wants to see what it feels like to go clubbing every friday,saturday night, roll with people,drink,see what it feels like to smoke.Live my life and not give a fuck bou wat people expect from me, do some crazy things like meet a guy,have a one night stand and not give a damn bou it.I want to see wat it feels like so when the time comes,i'ld say ''been there and done it all''.
But my mum would always say thank God for who u are,but the other me wants to get out and do some things u cant even begin to imagine.But sha sha sha(am not razz ooo,maybe i am, a little),let me appease my other me to chill out.I love my life right now(OR NOT).
Later people,got some work to do *wink* *wink*...................uhm, not what u r thinking oooooooooo.
I am not mentally sane to write right now,cos if i do,i'ld write things i dont want to write.
I WILL KILL SOMEONE,AM SICK AND TIRED OF LOVING...............
Am tired of doing nufn,got this from chari,though i'ld fill in to.so.......WTF..........read on abeg....
Name:GWYNNE
Birthdate:LATE 80'S(DNT ASK ME THE YR)
Current Location: ACTUALLY NIGIY
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color:FOR NOW GREEN
Height:AM NOT TALL AND AM NOT SHORT(NO QUESTIONS)
Weight:F@#k, ALMOST 80,AM CHUBBY O
Piercings:JUST FOUR FOR NOW(USED TO HV TEN OF EM)
Overused Phraze:LOL, R U JOKING?(THE @ND ONE GETS PEOPLE ANGRY A LOT,AHAHAH)
Favourite Food:AM A JUNKIE BT OFADA RICE WITH THE STEW WOULD DO
Candy or Chocolates: CHOCOLATES(MOST DEF)
Colours:BLACK ALL THE WAY
Animal:DONT LIKE PETS(LOVE PUPPIES BT WEN THEY START TO GROW I HATE THEM
Drink:CHIEXOCTIC(PINEAPPLE AND COCONUT)
Alcohol Drink:NO WAY(THIS IS A LONG THING
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex:AH(AGAIN LONG THING)
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing: MCDONALDS
Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON
Hot tea or Ice tea:ICE TEA, DEF
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:COFFEE(WITH SUGAR AND CREAM)
Kiss or Hug:BOTH
Dog or Cat:I DONT LIKE ANY(NA BY FOCE)
Rap or Punk:RAP, JIGGA
Summer or Winter: WINTER( I KNW,I JUST LOVE IT COLD)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:FUNNY MOVIE
Love or Money: THEY BOTH GOT TO COME WIT THE PACKAGE
Bedtime: I DNT SLEEPP AT NIGHT, GOT INSOMNIA, SERIOUS ONE
Most Missed Memory:BACK IN THE DAYS
Best phyiscal feature:MY SKIN
First Thought Waking Up: FOOD
Goal for this year: LIVE MY LIFE...............
Best Friends: DONT HAVE ANY.
Weakness: NOT TELLING
Fears: GOD, MY MOYTHER(IRON LADY)
Heritage: NIGERIA
Friends and Associates (All names have been changed)
MY B-MAN
CRAZY B
Hey,i heard a really disturbing story from a friend today and i just have to share it with you guys.i really find it hard to belive what lenght some mothers would go to in order to keep their sons close to them.
Okay,this is the story,
"Sandy has been dating Richie for over 6yrs,actually her first love.like every other girl in a relationship,she had a very okay relationship with Richie's mother.Though Richie is from a divoced home with both parents living seperately,to eveyone they were the perfect couple,but their was a really big thing going on.Apperently,Richie's mother is very protective of him.........okay i'ld have to re-phrase that 'over protective'. i had a little problem with that but that aint the shocker.In the name of been close to her son,knowing his every movement,what he does(and he is a chronic womanizer,chases anything in skirt),makes his food even though he has his own apartment,and tells him how to control his relationship with Sandy.Sandy kept quiet until one day she got the shocker of her life.
She was in Richie's house when mama Richie came in,she greeted her and all.Mama ritchie walked into the room to see her son,Sandy went in like 4mins later to check on them,only to meet mama Richie in the bathroom talking to Richie while he was taking a bath(he was obviously naked).
Sandy,on seeing this walked out and left them there.mama Ritchie left and Sandy asked why mama Richie was in the bathroom while he was taking a shower, Richie said they were gisting,to round it up,she quarreled with him that it wasnt proper for a mother to do that.Richie told his mother what Sandy said and she called Sandy that her son cant marry her.Richie broke up with her."
Now,my oh my that is sick.Okay we know you love your son but he's a grown man let him go,nobody can take away your son from you but you cant marry your son.I know that men love their mothers to death but there has to be a line.i personally cant accept a man who's mother makes the decision for him and to look at it in another way,is it because there is no father in the picture and he got sucked up to mummy the whole time.There are many kids from broken homes who turned out just fine.
I dont know what to call this but it definately aint motherly love.If you are a man out there and you do this,STOP IT,ITS SICK.And any lady who finds herself in this situation as the Bible would say,FLEE!.
He's not gonna change if you marry him,it only gets worse,why enter a marraige with this kind of mother-in-law and live your whole life with your home in the control of another woman.If you are in this situation,pls leave.If you already married him hoping he would change,still leave.Am not in support of divorce but in this situation do it.You need a better life,tust me it aint funny having someone control your matrimonial home.To me this is worst than a man cheating on his woman.
Pls get a man that is man enough,not some mummy pet.
xoxo.
I know of married woman who have been married for more than 20yrs and has never made a joint decision with her husband in their matrimonial home.okay i dont get it but she says a woman should leave decision making to her husband,that its the duty of a man.I personally dont agree with that but its the way 99.9% of our mothers were brought up to see things.
But what i find really surprising is the modern day woman or young lady out there.even before marriage so many young ladies in their relationship let their men have the upper hand.i dont mean for you to disrespect your man but that does not give him the right to make decisions for you.
okay because he's the man he can do things without telling you,but you have to tell him what you want to do.trust me have been there before but i realised that come on,its 50-50 in a relationship.if i dont matter in your decision making,then you dont matter in mine.sorry for been so crude but men should know that long gone are those days,this is now,deal with it.
xoxo
